Are You Crooked?

The incredible story of metals, microbes, and medicine – hidden within our faces.

What is the book about?

It seems like everyone’s faces are crooked. Tilted smiles. Misaligned eyes. You see it everywhere you look. We didn’t used to be this way. Everyone was symmetrical. But now we’re crooked. It’s not a smirk when kids, even babies are doing it. For some reason, a lot of illnesses seem to cause a crooked face. Bell’s Palsy. Ramsay Hunt. Autism. Cerebral Palsy. Even ALS and Alzheimer’s. People with these diagnoses often have the same crooked faces. Could these disorders all be related?

What if all of them, from Bell’s Palsy to Crohn’s Disease, from Autism to Hashimoto’s and everything in between – what if these aren’t really disorders but are actually just symptoms of the same disease: A single illness that began to surface over 200 years ago when we started putting metal in our bodies. I’m going to say it again – what if Bell’s Palsy, Crohn’s Disease, Autism, Hashimoto’s – what if they’re actually just different symptoms of the same thing? Too crazy for you to believe?

Recent scientific research has shed light onto what happens when metals like aluminum or mercury are put inside your body. Your body’s white blood cells surround it, because they know metals are dangerous. With a virus or bacteria, the white blood cells could easily destroy it. But it’s metal, so the white blood cell can’t do anything with it. They surround it, but nothing happens. It doesn’t get excreted through your kidneys over time. You don’t pee it. You don’t poop it. Rabbits showed us this. Injected metal just accumulates in your body, usually within muscle tissue.

If we go back to those disorders, Bell’s Palsy, Crohn’s, Autism, Hashimoto’s – they all seem very different, but their onset often follows the same pattern. In fact, if you look at any of the auto-immune disorders, and even many neurological disorders like Parkinson’s or ALS, they all seem to start after a significant immune activation event. Something that really fires up your immune system: an infection, surgery, stress, physical exertion or pregnancy.

When your body’s immune system becomes activated, there’s one very important thing it does. It signals for help. From what? From white blood cells. These white blood cells answer the call for help, but unfortunately, because we now inject metal into our bodies, many of the white blood cells bring a deadly payload with them, like ALUMINUM. And when aluminum’s delivered to a part of your body that needs help, very bad things happen. Which causes a signal for more help. Which brings more aluminum. And on and on it goes.

Ask your doctor “What’s the cause of Bell’s Palsy?” They’ll say maybe a virus gets in the nerve, or a rise in intra-cerebral pressure pinches off the BLOOD SUPPLY to the nerve. It’s nearly 200 years since the first mention of Bell’s Palsy and the reality is, they don't know why it happens. Ask your doctor “What’s the cause of Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis?” They’ll say well your thyroid just starts attacking itself, but we don’t know why. They’ll also say “We don’t know why repeated head trauma is causing CTE,” the Alzheimer-like concussion disease the NFL’s so concerned with. And they’re telling the truth. They don’t know why. But now girls playing soccer evidently experience enough head trauma to cause problems. And no one knows why. Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s, Crohn’s Disease, Chronic Fatigue, Fibromyalgia, Rheumatoid Arthritis. The list goes on and on and nobody knows why.

Crooked theory offers a simple explanation as to why all of these things can happen. We ALL have metal in our body these days, mostly aluminum from vaccines, and this metal will cause destruction wherever and whenever immune activation events happen. Whether it’s stress, or pregnancy, or inflammation or any number of other triggers, they ALL signal for help from white blood cells. The white blood cells show up, but instead of helping, they bring poison. Poison that decays very slowly.

This is why football players and other athletes get CTE, chronic traumatic encephalopathy. Repeated head trauma creates inflammation in the brain, something the body had previously been able to heal from. Not anymore, because now, the inflammation is inadvertently a beacon for aluminum, rather than functional white blood cells – and because aluminum is a neurotoxin it damages the brain. This is why women get thyroid problems during and after pregnancy. Women have been pregnant for time eternal without thyroid problems. Now they develop hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism, thyroiditis, Hashimoto’s. Crooked theory suggests because the thyroid undergoes massive immune activation during pregnancy, much of the stored aluminum in a woman’s body will travel inside white blood cells directly into her thyroid, causing all sorts of problems.

And according to Crooked theory, this is why people get Bell’s Palsy after a specific type of infection. The infection draws white blood cells to that particular area, and the aluminum, or as was the case 200 years ago, mercury or lead, come along inside the white blood cells and cause nerve damage at the site of the infection. Usually not permanent damage, but enough to give someone a real scare.

Crooked theory suggests that nearly all modern diseases can be attributed to this same process. It can explain most, if not all autoimmune disorders like ulcerative colitis, Crohn’s, rheumatoid arthritis, type 1 diabetes, Hashimoto’s, chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia and on and on and on. It could also explain Neurological diseases like Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s and Autism, Multiple Sclerosis and ALS. Possibly cancers like neuroblastoma. My theory suggests they all have the SAME exact mechanism for damage, metals transported to problem areas via white blood cells, it’s just a matter of how and where that immune activation occurs, plus the inevitable genetic predisposition to this or that.

This is why so many people have crooked faces. Somewhere along the way, possibly directly after a vaccine, or later, when some other immune activation event signaled aluminum containing white blood cells into their cranial nerves and caused damage. So their smile is weaker on one side. Their eyes don’t point in the same direction. They can’t blink their eyes fully. This problem, the crooked face, is simply the most obvious signs of metal toxicity for many people. They may not have gut issues or fatigue or neurological delays, but the warning signs are there. Visible for all to see.

Early Warning Signs

There are a few different ways your child might exhibit cranial nerve lesions. Although there are a few others, these are the most common faces to look out for. Use your phone to document your child's face and see if you can notice when it changed.

Were our faces always crooked?

We didn't always have so many crooked faces. If you look back at old photographs from the Victorian and Civil War era, you will be hard pressed to find images of people with crooked faces. They all seem to be symmetrical.

Even when you find older pictures of people smiling, which seem to be rare, you will never see anyone with a crooked smile (besides Edgar Allan Poe). They will always have even smiles, with both sides pulling up the same amount.

Now, crooked faces are everywhere you look. There are many celebrities with famously crooked faces, and for some reason, most of them all seem to have facial palsy on the left side of their face. Why is this?

You might think this is a Hollywood "smirk". But when you see it in children, especially babies, you realize that this is not a smirk at all, but a sign that something is wrong.

It's not just crooked smiles. People's eyes don't point as straight as they used to. This is called strabismus, and like the lopsided smiles, you can see it everywhere.

Could crooked faces be warning signs?

What if we knew vaccines were harming our children, before their gut issues? Before the eczema, before the missed developmental milestones? From their very first few weeks outside the womb, before they could talk, before they could point with their hands, what if there was a way- a sign, a signal, we might realize that metals were harming our children?

Babies can't talk and they can't point but despite these limitations, they can still communicate to parents that something in their body is going wrong. This communication, these signals, these warnings, are happening right now, with children everywhere, and despite the fact they are looking us right in the face, we are missing it. It's so prevalent, so obvious, we can't even see it.

Why is the image on the left a warning sign, but not the others?

Crooked smiles and misaligned eyes are things we look for as signs of a stroke in an older person, but for some reason, when it occurs with children, we ignore it, or if we happen to notice it at all, call it cute. When you look at people 50 years ago, it doesn't seem to exist. Everyone's faces look perfectly symmetrical. But as you move forward in time, everyone's faces seem to have become crooked. Some of these smiles you might assume are smirks- smug expressions of superiority. But when you see them in toddlers, even babies, you begin to see them for what they are- warning signs. Signals from their body that indicate something is not right. When you start to look for it, you will notice this phenomenon is everywhere.

The theory behind "Are You Crooked?" explained.

If you'd like to understand how vaccines may be causing crooked faces, this video explains all of the concepts behind Are You Crooked. It includes a look historical photos of straight faces and discusses how our modern faces may have become so crooked. Other topics are covered such as how autoimmune disorders happen and why children, specifically boys, get autism.