I struggle to be humanity.

Please forgive my English- I was born at a very early age, found within a chrome egg in a field in rural North Carolina. Though my earth parents wished for me to become a superhero, I have settled for a life of more human standards. I frequently comment on the User Experience of cars, ovens, Western Union and the object of my affection, the Sony Ericsson W710i, quite possibly the greatest mobile phone ever created by humans.

My human endeavors include: design, usability, painting, visual effects, writing, knocking stacks of things over, and Velveeta cheese products. The Velveeta cheese products have caused my earth body to be very fat.