In the milieu of human history, there have been many ways of displaying and taking note of one's station in life. In Roman days, I imagine a good beat-down of an unruly slave was probably not only necessary, but did wonders to assure the beater that (their) life was happy and full of promise. For women (and some men) jewelry was probably an obvious indication of your wealth, and in some cultures, being fanned by palm branches or other foliage could be considered "having arrived".

Typical

But there are few slaves today, and as such, it can be difficult to ascertain one's social ranking. Thankfully, there are still a few social and cultural cues left to glean your status. For me, I get a lot of assurance from the intense glow of my multi-vitamin charged urine.

Now I'm not normally one to monitor the comings and goings of my GI tract. I've had few digestive problems over the years despite its constant abuse. But no matter the amount of ambient daylight present in the bathroom, one cannot help but notice the powerful flourescence in the toilet bowl after taking my multi-vitamin. I take great delight in it's powerful hue. Drink too much water, and the saturation is spoiled. And timing, as they say, is everything. You should make preparations to not "go" for about 2 hours- that will give the palette plenty of time to reach maximum saturation. Once you reach 100%  saturation, you should dim the lights for maximum effect and gloat in the ostentatious display of power that fills your commode.

 
The master of commode based virilence

The best vitamins for this practice I've discovered are not Flintstones or the generic Food Lion equivalent. You have to go to the hippy stores, like Earth Fare or Whole Foods and get the large horse-sized vitamins that come in those bottles your high-school science teacher stored various body parts floating in formaldehyde in.

I've never had slaves and don't wear much jewelry. But watch out! Cause trust me, my pee is really, really green about 2-3 hours after I take that multi-vitamin- let me tell you.