I will not be producing the the 2009 reunion of my High School class (graduating year withheld for a number of reasons). I was elected the Senior Class President as a mistake. I ran for the position because I was told my college application lacked some zing and that I needed to add some extra curricular activities besides "Parking Lot". So I ran for Senior Class President, and won.

I produced, with the gracious help of another person, our first reunion in 1999  several years ago and lost a couple of hundred dollars doing so. I was fatter than I wanted to be and wasn't really excited about showing up so fat in the first place. I had just married my stunning earth wife and probably thought that her presence would take the edge off me being so fat. I think I'm even fatter now (though I'm trying to be less fat). So please accept my apologies and figure out something we can all do that doesn't involve me fronting $1700 to cover a mediocre buffet and Convention Center room rental.

Regards,
Maready
Senior Class President, New Hanover High School